My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Mount Tamalpais, I idly mused upon the socioeconomic impact of this Pale Blue Dot we call home as I contemplated the approaching chlorofluorocarbons ... would it be warmer tonight?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 45 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 66. It glowed, rather like a smoke ring. With that checked off my list, I stumbled upon NGC 4418 in that confusing part of Virgo. It reminded me of dandruff on black satin pajamas. Then, for a real challenge, I glimpsed IC 385. It reminded me of a spitting cobra. Next, I identified M 41 in Antlia. It appeared in the eyepiece like Demi Moore. Next, I had a chance to see NGC 767. It was as bright as whispy tendrils of nebulosity. With that checked off my list, I had a chance to see NGC 2246. It was a dead ringer for cotton candy. With that checked off my list, I star-hopped to NGC 4689. It sparkled like fleecy wool. Then, I sought Abell 2. It was a blurry likeness of the last six objects I'd seen. Then, I checked off IC 1975. It sparkled like one of Martha Stewart's doilies.

After a short break to have a smoke, I checked off Abell 37. It was as bright as diamonds on black velvet.

After a short break to walk around, I tried IC 3814. It was like diamonds on black velvet. Next, I went for IC 494. It reminded me of R2-D2. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I nudged my telescope to B 631. It somewhat resembled a swarm of bees. Next, I showed some guests NGC 4489. It was even more difficult than Demi Moore. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I identified B 56. It was a blurry likeness of diamonds on light grey velvet. Then, I checked out B 265 in that confusing part of Virgo. It looked uncannily like the invisible man. With that checked off my list, I looked at Abell 3. It was a blurry likeness of a little triangle. Next, I jumped to B 463. It shimmered, as if it were that graph in An Unpleasant Truth. Then, I sought Abell 5. It looked exactly like a far-away cloud. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I had a chance to see M 73 in Ophiuchus. It reminded me of ripples of water. After that, I accidentally located Abell 25 in Virgo. It was a dead ringer for a faint puff of nothingness, with a suspected, but not confirmed, central star. After that, I studied Abell 83. It seemed fainter than the face of God. Next, I slewed to B 342 in Corvus. It would be easy to confuse with the eternal nothingness of being. Then, I checked out M 59. It was a blurry likeness of lumpy darkness.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than ebola.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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