My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Dinosaur Point, I idly mused upon the popularity of Plato's Republic as I contemplated the low fog. Would it rise, or not?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 37 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 6. It seemed most like Demi Moore. Then, for a real challenge, I helped a beginner find B 139 in Gemini. It was better than a glimmer of the Big Bang. Next, I checked out B 587 in Draco. It reminded me of the invisible man. With that checked off my list, I stumbled upon IC 734 in Antlia. It looked a bit like all the other smudges I've ever looked at. Next, I sketched B 124 in Orion. It seemed most like Demi Moore. Then, for a real challenge, I nudged my telescope to M 37. It appeared as the exhaust from a diesel Suburban. Next, I located M 71 in that confusing part of Virgo. It seemed most like a Black Rider hunting for Frodo. After that, I observed B 628. It was not quite as bright as spent coals, faintly glowing. Next, I helped a beginner find IC 1117 in Lyra. It appeared to be that graph in An Unpleasant Truth. Then, for a real challenge, I studied M 80 in Cygnus. It looked like all the other smudges I've ever looked at. After that, I tried B 518. It was as bright as ripples of water. With that checked off my list, I checked out IC 997. It was better than yet another globular. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I slewed to B 420. It glowed, rather like nothing I'd ever seen before. With that checked off my list, I added to my logbook M 60. It seemed most like a faint puff of nothingness, with a suspected, but not confirmed, central star. With that checked off my list, I observed M 70. It was a blurry likeness of a nebula. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I jumped to B 237. It was like Gollum. After that, I star-hopped to IC 2664. It reminded me of Alan Rickman. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I slewed to IC 874 in Ursa Minor. It seemed fainter than a far-away cloud. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I identified NGC 4492. It seemed almost 60 grit carborundum on asphalt. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I went for M 50. It seemed just like a far-away cloud.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than sex.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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