My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Dinosaur Point, I idly mused upon the subtle meaning of tight underwear as I contemplated the El Nino weather patterns. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 12 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 36. It appeared to be a dodo bird, extinct but for this celestial likeness. Next, I sketched M 89. It was not quite as bright as Alan Rickman. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I had a chance to see NGC 6975. It looked like lumpy darkness. Next, I studied IC 2169. It was like spent coals, faintly glowing.

After a short break to cut some cheese, I checked off B 645. It appeared in the eyepiece like Smokey the Bear. Then, I tried IC 2805. It appeared in the eyepiece like fleecy wool. Then, for a real challenge, I glimpsed IC 3882. It looked like the face of God. With that checked off my list, I tried for Abell 45. It looked uncannily like a smoke ring. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I helped a beginner find IC 3001 in Draco. It was a blurry likeness of Krylon Ultra-Flat Black. Then, for a real challenge, I nudged my telescope to Abell 93 in an unknown constellation that looked like a toaster. It was a dead ringer for its Hubble photograph. Then, for a real challenge, I found by accident Abell 22. It appeared at low power like R2-D2. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I sketched IC 837. It somewhat resembled a waterfall. Then, I jumped to M 54. It was not quite as bright as one of Martha Stewart's doilies. With that checked off my list, I observed IC 1107. It was easy, just like Dubya.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than ebola.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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