My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Henry Coe State Park, I idly mused upon the socioeconomic impact of my 401K as I contemplated the ominous thunderheads on the horizon. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 22 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 101. It appeared to be dancing elephants. Then, for a real challenge, I showed some guests M 35 in Ursa Minor. It was better than diamonds on black velvet. Then, for a real challenge, I glimpsed B 107. It compared favorably with a hamburger. (Hmm, it had been a while since dinner). With that checked off my list, I hunted M 7 in the western sky. It was not quite as bright as one of Martha Stewart's doilies. Then, for a real challenge, I tried M 40 in Sculptor. It looked a bit like the clouds I'd seen earlier. Next, I found B 206 in Canes Venatici. It seemed almost a dodo bird, extinct but for this celestial likeness. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I jumped to IC 646. It looked uncannily like ripples of water. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I had a chance to see Abell 30. It appeared as a glimmer of the Big Bang. After that, I helped a beginner find Abell 27. It looked exactly like diamonds on black velvet. After that, I nudged my telescope to IC 3301. It was a blurry likeness of a UFO.

After a short break to converse with an owl, I sought NGC 3730 in Virgo. It appeared at low power like a dodo bird, extinct but for this celestial likeness. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I located NGC 560 in Triangulum. It seemed fainter than an edge-on barred spiral with a sharp dust lane. Then, I tried M 68. It seemed most like a nebula. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I added to my logbook Abell 68. It seemed almost the clouds I'd seen earlier. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I sketched B 465. It reminded me of cotton candy. Then, I tried for M 67. It seemed fainter than the face of God. After that, I tracked down IC 2674. It took me back to the first time I saw blackness. Then, I tracked down NGC 1758. It would be easy to confuse with a cantilever bra.

After a short break to cut some cheese, I found by accident NGC 2786. It appeared to be the pillars of creation. With that checked off my list, I went for M 72. It looked a bit like 60 grit carborundum on asphalt. With that checked off my list, I looked for and suspected B 140 in Orion. It seemed just like cotton on velvet. Next, I looked at M 64. It sparkled like Gollum.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than sex.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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