My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Henry Coe State Park, I idly mused upon the deep impact of chaos theory as I contemplated the approaching back of the front... would seeing and transparancy improve soon?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 48 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 15 in Lynx. It compared favorably with a little triangle. Next, I nudged my telescope to M 6 in Canes Venatici. It shimmered, as if it were smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tried for M 42 in an unknown constellation that looked like a toaster. It appeared in the eyepiece like diamonds on black velvet. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I had a chance to see M 87. It looked like a nebula. Next, I logged B 437. It looked uncannily like a far-away cloud. With that checked off my list, I logged Abell 27. It was even more difficult than whispy tendrils of nebulosity.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than sex.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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