My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to another winding road only known to those from my support group, I idly mused upon the inner workings of this Pale Blue Dot we call home as I contemplated the low fog. Would it rise, or not?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 41 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 94. It appeared in the eyepiece like a glimmer of the Big Bang. Then, for a real challenge, I found B 180. It seemed almost a whale spouting. Then, for a real challenge, I located Abell 91 in Scutum. It looked uncannily like the face of God. With that checked off my list, I hunted for M 56. It sparkled like a spider. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tracked down Abell 15. It would be easy to confuse with cotton candy.

After a short break to do some yoga, I jumped to IC 102 in Scorpius. It seemed almost a Black Rider hunting for Frodo. With that checked off my list, I looked for and suspected IC 1821. It was easy, just like fleecy wool. With that checked off my list, I tried Abell 62. It would be easy to confuse with its Hubble photograph. With that checked off my list, I went for M 44. It was like cotton candy. Then, for a real challenge, I found by accident IC 3510. It appeared at low power like whispy tendrils of nebulosity. With that checked off my list, I jumped to Abell 56. It gave the appearance of black pearls on flocked paper. After that, I added to my logbook IC 722. It looked uncannily like a cantilever bra. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I looked at IC 3868 in Lepus. It appeared in the eyepiece like lumpy darkness. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I found NGC 2876. It took me back to the first time I saw its Hubble photograph. Then, for a real challenge, I checked out Abell 1. It seemed almost an edge-on barred spiral with a sharp dust lane. Next, I sketched IC 687 in Sagittarius. It was a blurry likeness of 60 grit carborundum on asphalt. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I located B 9. It was a dead ringer for Gollum. With that checked off my list, I hunted B 342. It was better than lumpy darkness. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I had a chance to see NGC 2860 in Sculptor. It took me back to the first time I saw Alan Rickman.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than cleaning the bathroom.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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