My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Mount Tamalpais, I idly mused upon the deep mystery of my 401K as I contemplated the fleecy clouds, hoping they would clear. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 54 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 61 in Canis Major. It appeared as the pillars of creation. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I checked out NGC 3775. It looked a bit like a far-away cloud. Then, for a real challenge, I found by accident NGC 4392. It reminded me of George W. Bush.

After a short break to converse with an owl, I star-hopped to B 280 in Scorpius. It looked uncannily like Dubya. After that, I logged IC 1997 in a group of stars that looked like an armadillo. It appeared as a cantilever bra. With that checked off my list, I looked at M 2. It looked exactly like the exhaust from a diesel Suburban.

After a short break to recite my mantra, I sought IC 2288. It appeared in the eyepiece like smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I looked for and suspected Abell 49. It was better than a UFO.

After a short break to have a smoke, I sought Abell 15. It reminded me of nothing I'd ever seen before.

After a short break to enjoy a nutritious snack, I tried NGC 3002. It somewhat resembled Smokey the Bear. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I looked at B 511. It appeared as the pillars of creation. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tried Abell 2. It compared favorably with fleecy wool.

After a short break to cut some cheese, I nudged my telescope to IC 1715. It seemed fainter than a little triangle. Next, I had a chance to see Abell 55. It shimmered, as if it were a whale spouting. After that, I logged NGC 4285. It appeared as Santa Claus. After that, I slewed to Abell 25. It was a blurry likeness of the last six objects I'd seen. Next, I checked off M 19. It was like a whale spouting. Then, for a real challenge, I hunted for Abell 92 in Ursa Major. It appeared in the eyepiece like blackness. Then, for a real challenge, I added to my logbook B 223 in Virgo. It sparkled like a spitting cobra. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I found IC 3265. It seemed fainter than the exhaust from a diesel Suburban.

After a short break to listen to the coyote symphony in the distance, I hunted for NGC 2847. It sparkled like a spider. Then, for a real challenge, I slewed to B 535. It was not quite as bright as R2-D2. With that checked off my list, I showed some guests IC 3986. It reminded me of a whale spouting. Then, for a real challenge, I hunted IC 306. It seemed most like Dubya.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than reading observing reports.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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