My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Dinosaur Point, I idly mused upon the morality of Norse mythology as I contemplated the ominous thunderheads on the horizon. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 34 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 60 in Draco. It seemed fainter than an inflamed monkey butt. With that checked off my list, I located M 10. It was as bright as a nebula. With that checked off my list, I stumbled upon IC 3840. It compared favorably with a Black Rider hunting for Frodo. With that checked off my list, I hunted Abell 69. It looked uncannily like a UFO. Then, I identified NGC 1478 in Hydra. It gave the appearance of a waterfall.

After a short break to warm up in the car, I stumbled upon Abell 69. It seemed just like blackness. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I checked out B 298. It sparkled like all the other smudges I've ever looked at. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I went for M 75 in Fornax. It was a blurry likeness of the pillars of creation. Then, I tried M 74 in Draco. It seemed almost all the other smudges I've ever looked at. After that, I hunted for IC 3879. It was a dead ringer for whipped cream. After that, I added to my logbook IC 146. It somewhat resembled diamonds on black velvet. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I hunted for M 34. It was easy, just like a little triangle. After that, I found by accident Abell 91 in Camelopardalis. It was not quite as bright as lumpy darkness. With that checked off my list, I hunted Abell 56 in Lepus. It appeared in the eyepiece like R2-D2. Next, I hunted for IC 2956 in Ursa Minor. It gave the appearance of a glimmer of the Big Bang. Then, I stumbled upon M 27 in Sagittarius. It was even more difficult than the last six objects I'd seen. With that checked off my list, I sought Abell 47 in Camelopardalis. It looked like black pearls on flocked paper.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than yet another town star party with clueless newbies.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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