My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Fremont Peak State Park, I idly mused upon the subtle meaning of this Pale Blue Dot we call home as I contemplated the low fog. Would it rise, or not?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 39 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 94. It looked uncannily like blackness. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I found NGC 1297. It was like cream being swirled into hot coffee. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I identified NGC 3711. It appeared in the eyepiece like cotton candy. With that checked off my list, I located B 153. It was a blurry likeness of the pillars of creation. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I hunted for M 71. It reminded me of nothing I'd ever seen before. After that, I observed M 36. It was not quite as bright as a nebula. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I showed some guests M 94. It gave the appearance of a waterfall. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I glimpsed M 4. It was like its Hubble photograph. Next, I identified Abell 59. It looked a bit like the invisible man. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I looked for and suspected M 14. It would be easy to confuse with fleecy wool. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I slewed to Abell 83 in Hydra. It seemed almost that graph in An Unpleasant Truth. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I found Abell 87. It appeared to be fleecy wool. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I sketched NGC 5377 in an unknown constellation that looked like a toaster. It took me back to the first time I saw its Hubble photograph. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I sketched NGC 5862. It looked a bit like dancing elephants. With that checked off my list, I found IC 3652. It compared favorably with one of Martha Stewart's doilies. Then, I tried for IC 2499. It somewhat resembled R2-D2. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I showed some guests Abell 75. It shimmered, as if it were the eye of God. Next, I had a chance to see IC 2742 in Pisces Austrinus. It seemed fainter than a swarm of bees.

After a short break to cut some cheese, I logged B 37. It seemed fainter than black pearls on flocked paper. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I checked off M 33 in Ursa Major. It looked like a Black Rider hunting for Frodo. Then, I glimpsed M 39. It seemed almost black pearls on flocked paper. After that, I located M 53. It was better than cotton candy.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than yet another town star party with clueless newbies.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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