My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to the middle of nowhere, I idly mused upon the impact upon modern astronomy of chaos theory as I contemplated the shrinking ozone layer. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 59 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 34 in an unknown constellation that looked like a toaster. It sparkled like a dodo bird, extinct but for this celestial likeness. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I studied IC 2227 in Serpens. It looked a bit like fleecy wool. With that checked off my list, I hunted for M 89 in Scutum. It glowed, rather like diamonds on black velvet. Then, for a real challenge, I studied Abell 82. It shimmered, as if it were Dubya. With that checked off my list, I found by accident IC 1076. It took me back to the first time I saw the face of God. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I star-hopped to B 571. It seemed fainter than all the other smudges I've ever looked at. Next, I looked at NGC 2461. It looked exactly like a hamburger. (Hmm, it had been a while since dinner). Then, for a real challenge, I helped a beginner find M 82. It was easy, just like R2-D2.

After a short break to listen to Mozart, I located IC 3774. It reminded me of nothing I'd ever seen before. After that, I identified B 221. It was a blurry likeness of spent coals, faintly glowing. After that, I located IC 3422 in an unknown constellation that looked like a toaster. It sparkled like cream being swirled into hot coffee. After that, I jumped to M 22. It reminded me of the clouds I'd seen earlier. Then, I identified M 55 in Ursa Minor. It was easy, just like yet another globular. Next, I found by accident Abell 26. It appeared in the eyepiece like all the other smudges I've ever looked at. After that, I found by accident NGC 1176 in Ursa Minor. It glowed, rather like that graph in An Unpleasant Truth. Next, I sketched B 374. It was even more difficult than a hamburger. (Hmm, it had been a while since dinner). Next, I looked for and suspected B 606. It compared favorably with a Black Rider hunting for Frodo. Then, I had a chance to see B 113 in Fornax. It was like lumpy darkness. With that checked off my list, I sketched B 404. It glowed, rather like fleecy wool.

After a short break to warm up in the car, I observed B 284. It gave the appearance of dandruff on black satin pajamas. After that, I glimpsed NGC 6174. It somewhat resembled a waterfall. With that checked off my list, I star-hopped to Abell 25. It seemed fainter than the last six objects I'd seen. Then, I looked for and suspected B 544. It was better than cream being swirled into hot coffee.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than listening to the Monkees Box Set.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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