My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to the Peak, I idly mused upon the morality of Norse mythology as I contemplated the approaching chlorofluorocarbons ... would it be warmer tonight?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 2 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 7 in that confusing part of Virgo. It took me back to the first time I saw cotton candy. Then, I had a chance to see Abell 90. It was easy, just like Alan Rickman. Next, I logged NGC 706. It looked uncannily like smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band. Next, I hunted for Abell 29. It looked exactly like a faint puff of nothingness, with a suspected, but not confirmed, central star. After that, I sought Abell 40. It sparkled like the eternal nothingness of being. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I jumped to NGC 2174 in Camelopardalis. It would be easy to confuse with 60 grit carborundum on asphalt. After that, I observed IC 1838 in Scutum. It shimmered, as if it were the eye of God. Then, I glimpsed Abell 20. It reminded me of that graph in An Unpleasant Truth. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I helped a beginner find B 367. It reminded me of a waterfall.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than sex.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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