My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Fremont Peak State Park, I idly mused upon the deep mystery of the internet as I contemplated the fleecy clouds, hoping they would clear. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 25 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 1. It was even more difficult than the clouds I'd seen earlier.

After a short break to have a smoke, I tried for M 96. It seemed almost dancing elephants. Then, for a real challenge, I nudged my telescope to M 57. It looked like the exhaust from a diesel Suburban. With that checked off my list, I observed B 110 in Draco. It was not quite as bright as the clouds I'd seen earlier. Then, I tried for Abell 72 in Virgo. It shimmered, as if it were a cantilever bra. Next, I star-hopped to B 307. It was easy, just like Dubya. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I observed NGC 2093. It was even more difficult than a faint puff of nothingness, with a suspected, but not confirmed, central star. With that checked off my list, I hunted M 53. It gave the appearance of a spider. With that checked off my list, I stumbled upon IC 551. It reminded me of cotton candy. Then, I tracked down Abell 90. It seemed just like George W. Bush. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I identified M 54. It seemed almost a whale spouting.

After a short break to listen to the coyote symphony in the distance, I glimpsed NGC 159. It seemed most like blackness. Then, I showed some guests NGC 6485. It appeared as an inflamed monkey butt. With that checked off my list, I located NGC 458. It reminded me of two scoops of spumoni ice cream. Next, I located M 18. It somewhat resembled Gollum. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I had a chance to see M 110. It gave the appearance of a little triangle.

After a short break to munch cheesy poofs, I had a chance to see Abell 54. It gave the appearance of Smokey the Bear. With that checked off my list, I glimpsed NGC 2513 in Pisces Austrinus. It was a dead ringer for cotton on velvet. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I identified B 48 in Virgo. It was as bright as Miss Piggy. Then, I stumbled upon NGC 6960. It was as bright as a dodo bird, extinct but for this celestial likeness. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I jumped to NGC 2800. It would be easy to confuse with black pearls on flocked paper. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I stumbled upon IC 1292 in Sculptor. It was even more difficult than the pillars of creation.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than yet another town star party with clueless newbies.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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