My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Twin Peaks, I idly mused upon the popularity of AP Refractors as I contemplated the low fog. Would it rise, or not?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 29 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 9 in a group of stars that looked like an armadillo. It appeared at low power like a spitting cobra. After that, I found B 510. It looked like Smokey the Bear. With that checked off my list, I stumbled upon Abell 48. It seemed most like the last six objects I'd seen. Then, I found by accident IC 3829 in Hydra. It somewhat resembled Dubya.

After a short break to do some yoga, I star-hopped to B 568. It glowed, rather like all the other smudges I've ever looked at. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I accidentally located B 553. It was a dead ringer for fleecy wool. After that, I went for M 38. It gave the appearance of dandruff on black satin pajamas. Then, I sketched M 92. It seemed just like the clouds I'd seen earlier. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I helped a beginner find Abell 78 in a group of stars that looked like an armadillo. It glowed, rather like the pillars of creation. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I helped a beginner find IC 3487. It was a blurry likeness of Santa Claus. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tried for NGC 1681. It appeared to be the last six objects I'd seen.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than yet another town star party with clueless newbies.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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