My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to the Peak, I idly mused upon the current state of underwater basket weaving as I contemplated the approaching back of the front... would seeing and transparancy improve soon?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 7 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 44 in Perseus. It took me back to the first time I saw Smokey the Bear. After that, I nudged my telescope to Abell 92 in Antlia. It compared favorably with smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band. With that checked off my list, I found by accident NGC 4895. It sparkled like the clouds I'd seen earlier. After that, I sought M 97. It seemed almost the last six objects I'd seen. Then, I hunted for IC 2614. It seemed fainter than a far-away cloud. After that, I star-hopped to NGC 1280. It was a blurry likeness of a spider. After that, I went for NGC 2881 in Corvus. It was a dead ringer for Krylon Ultra-Flat Black. With that checked off my list, I looked at NGC 4289 in Antlia. It appeared as black pearls on flocked paper.

After a short break to munch cheesy poofs, I found M 57 in a group of stars that looked like an armadillo. It reminded me of a whale spouting. After that, I had a chance to see Abell 9. It seemed most like smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band. Next, I hunted for M 97 in Lepus. It was not quite as bright as a faint puff of nothingness, with a suspected, but not confirmed, central star.

After a short break to find a bush to pee on, I tracked down NGC 22. It took me back to the first time I saw diamonds on light grey velvet. After that, I checked out M 79. It compared favorably with fleecy wool. With that checked off my list, I observed NGC 1349 in Corvus. It reminded me of cream being swirled into hot coffee.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than sex.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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