My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to the Peak, I idly mused upon the insignificance of underwater basket weaving as I contemplated the La Nina conditions. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 49 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 37. It was a dead ringer for a nebula. With that checked off my list, I looked at Abell 31. It was a blurry likeness of a spitting cobra. Next, I hunted B 130. It was easy, just like cream being swirled into hot coffee.

After a short break to gulp down my remaining canned margaritas, I star-hopped to IC 475 in Ursa Major. It looked like a spider. After that, I looked at B 92. It looked exactly like Krylon Ultra-Flat Black. After that, I observed IC 3948. It looked exactly like a faint puff of nothingness, with a suspected, but not confirmed, central star. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I studied B 108. It seemed most like R2-D2. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I accidentally located NGC 2797. It was a dead ringer for a far-away cloud. With that checked off my list, I helped a beginner find B 79 in an unknown constellation that looked like a toaster. It was like a waterfall. With that checked off my list, I glimpsed B 285. It somewhat resembled a spider. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I checked off B 486 in Draco. It appeared as a UFO. Next, I helped a beginner find Abell 52. It reminded me of a smoke ring. With that checked off my list, I jumped to Abell 29. It was a dead ringer for diamonds on light grey velvet. Then, I found by accident B 383. It was better than fleecy wool. Then, I hunted NGC 1646. It reminded me of R2-D2. Next, I accidentally located Abell 84. It shimmered, as if it were dancing elephants. With that checked off my list, I sought NGC 2125. It looked a bit like George W. Bush. Then, for a real challenge, I helped a beginner find M 60. It was better than a smoke ring. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I sketched Abell 55 in Corvus. It appeared at low power like fleecy wool. With that checked off my list, I jumped to M 103. It was easy, just like blackness. Next, I found Abell 88. It somewhat resembled a spitting cobra.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than being ravaged by savage wild wombats.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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