My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Dinosaur Point, I idly mused upon the current implications of underwater basket weaving as I contemplated the low fog. Would it rise, or not?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 41 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 45. It took me back to the first time I saw 60 grit carborundum on asphalt. Next, I tried for IC 3652 in Antlia. It was a blurry likeness of Alan Rickman.

After a short break to listen to Mozart, I accidentally located B 384 in Sculptor. It sparkled like that graph in An Unpleasant Truth. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I logged Abell 1. It seemed fainter than lumpy darkness. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I hunted for M 31. It was a blurry likeness of whispy tendrils of nebulosity. After that, I tried for B 412. It seemed fainter than one of Martha Stewart's doilies. Then, for a real challenge, I glimpsed M 66. It was easy, just like an inflamed monkey butt.

After a short break to walk around, I slewed to NGC 833. It looked uncannily like ripples of water. Then, for a real challenge, I found Abell 9 in Fornax. It was not quite as bright as smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band. After that, I helped a beginner find Abell 7 in Perseus. It looked a bit like a little triangle. Then, for a real challenge, I identified B 264 in Lyra. It appeared to be the face of God.

After a short break to recite my mantra, I checked off B 208. It appeared at low power like blackness. After that, I checked out M 17 in Perseus. It took me back to the first time I saw lumpy darkness. Then, for a real challenge, I sought M 109. It appeared in the eyepiece like black pearls on flocked paper. With that checked off my list, I tried for Abell 17. It reminded me of Demi Moore. Next, I had a chance to see IC 3172. It appeared as cotton candy. Then, for a real challenge, I sought IC 1504 in Corvus. It looked exactly like a glimmer of the Big Bang. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I sought M 48 in Sagittarius. It looked exactly like desert sand. Next, I tried for M 13. It sparkled like the eternal nothingness of being.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than being strapped naked to an anthill.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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