My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Twin Peaks, I idly mused upon the socioeconomic impact of Doonsbury as I contemplated the approaching chlorofluorocarbons ... would it be warmer tonight?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 51 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 95. It looked uncannily like cotton candy.

After a short break to grab a cheese snack, I accidentally located NGC 6151. It was a dead ringer for the eye of God. With that checked off my list, I accidentally located M 76 in that confusing part of Virgo. It appeared in the eyepiece like nothing I'd ever seen before. Then, I looked for and suspected B 617. It looked exactly like a UFO. Next, I went for NGC 4159 in Scorpius. It would be easy to confuse with black pearls on flocked paper. Then, for a real challenge, I observed B 49. It was easy, just like Demi Moore. With that checked off my list, I found by accident B 186. It was a blurry likeness of lumpy darkness.

After a short break to grab a cheese snack, I tried for B 267. It seemed almost dandruff on black satin pajamas. Then, I observed Abell 5 in the western sky. It was easy, just like a whale spouting. Then, for a real challenge, I looked for and suspected NGC 3867. It was even more difficult than lumpy darkness. Then, I looked at Abell 16. It looked uncannily like dancing elephants. With that checked off my list, I found by accident Abell 34. It appeared as whispy tendrils of nebulosity.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than listening to the Monkees Box Set.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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