My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Sierra Buttes, I idly mused upon the inner workings of the internet as I contemplated the shrinking ozone layer. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 55 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 55. It shimmered, as if it were ripples of water. Then, I identified Abell 43. It compared favorably with dandruff on black satin pajamas. With that checked off my list, I jumped to NGC 3794 in Gemini. It seemed just like the last six objects I'd seen. Then, I showed some guests B 100. It looked uncannily like Dubya. After that, I looked for and suspected B 553. It seemed most like diamonds on light grey velvet.

After a short break to enjoy a nutritious snack, I glimpsed Abell 98. It was as bright as nothing I'd ever seen before. With that checked off my list, I identified B 32. It seemed just like a smoke ring. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I glimpsed IC 2712. It was like a UFO. Then, for a real challenge, I slewed to NGC 3335. It looked a bit like lumpy darkness. Then, for a real challenge, I slewed to NGC 3832. It gave the appearance of cream being swirled into hot coffee. After that, I had a chance to see Abell 33. It seemed fainter than whispy tendrils of nebulosity. After that, I logged NGC 6604. It glowed, rather like a glimmer of the Big Bang. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I studied B 315. It shimmered, as if it were that graph in An Unpleasant Truth.

After a short break to find a bush to pee on, I tried B 522. It appeared to be the eternal nothingness of being. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I showed some guests NGC 4335. It appeared in the eyepiece like yet another globular. Then, I checked off NGC 5154 in Serpens. It looked exactly like the clouds I'd seen earlier.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than stacking 400 Mars images by hand.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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