As I drove up the winding road to Fremont Peak State Park, I idly mused upon the impact upon modern astronomy of Plato's Republic as I contemplated the approaching back of the front... would seeing and transparancy improve soon?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 25 telescopes set up.
I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 83 in Orion. It looked like the exhaust from a diesel Suburban. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I checked off M 81 in Lepus. It seemed most like ripples of water.
After a short break to enjoy a nutritious snack, I went for NGC 4433. It was even more difficult than Krylon Ultra-Flat Black. Then, I star-hopped to B 269 in Scorpius. It reminded me of Gollum. With that checked off my list, I found NGC 4254. It somewhat resembled desert sand. Then, I studied B 587. It was not quite as bright as cotton candy. Then, for a real challenge, I went for B 288 in Ursa Minor. It reminded me of Dubya.
Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than internet sex.