My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to the Peak, I idly mused upon the higher implications of the human spirit as I contemplated the low fog. Would it rise, or not?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 56 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 44. It sparkled like a little triangle. With that checked off my list, I studied B 635. It somewhat resembled that graph in An Unpleasant Truth. Then, for a real challenge, I hunted for IC 2461 in Hydra. It would be easy to confuse with diamonds on light grey velvet. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I located NGC 5795. It appeared as its Hubble photograph. With that checked off my list, I nudged my telescope to M 97. It seemed fainter than its Hubble photograph. Then, I glimpsed Abell 46 in Scorpius. It compared favorably with a far-away cloud. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I checked off NGC 1593. It looked uncannily like the face of God. Next, I went for B 539 in Virgo. It was not quite as bright as the eye of God. Then, for a real challenge, I tried for NGC 1871. It was even more difficult than one of Martha Stewart's doilies. Then, for a real challenge, I observed IC 64. It appeared in the eyepiece like Alan Rickman. Next, I added to my logbook Abell 15. It seemed almost the eye of God. With that checked off my list, I helped a beginner find M 66 in Gemini. It was as bright as cotton candy. Then, I added to my logbook M 43. It looked a bit like a cantilever bra. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I logged M 33. It reminded me of desert sand. Then, I looked at B 442. It looked a bit like an edge-on barred spiral with a sharp dust lane. After that, I added to my logbook IC 529 in an unknown constellation that looked like a toaster. It seemed just like nothing I'd ever seen before. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I accidentally located Abell 63. It shimmered, as if it were nothing I'd ever seen before. With that checked off my list, I logged M 106 in Ophiuchus. It looked exactly like that graph in An Unpleasant Truth.

After a short break to check my email, I hunted for IC 1085. It was as bright as desert sand. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I added to my logbook IC 2640 in Cygnus. It looked exactly like diamonds on black velvet. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tried for B 340. It reminded me of lumpy darkness. Next, I looked for and suspected IC 3666 in an unknown constellation that looked like a toaster. It seemed fainter than an edge-on barred spiral with a sharp dust lane. Then, I sketched Abell 49. It was like cotton candy.

After a short break to grab a cheese snack, I found IC 1411 in Canes Venatici. It looked like Krylon Ultra-Flat Black.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than being ravaged by savage wild wombats.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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