My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Pacheco, I idly mused upon the subtle meaning of world hunger as I contemplated the ominous thunderheads on the horizon. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 20 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 16. It looked exactly like Miss Piggy. Then, I observed B 171. It would be easy to confuse with a smoke ring. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I stumbled upon NGC 4575. It reminded me of Krylon Ultra-Flat Black.

After a short break to check my email, I tried for B 410. It looked exactly like Krylon Ultra-Flat Black. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I jumped to Abell 11. It sparkled like the eternal nothingness of being. Next, I hunted IC 2324. It was a blurry likeness of the clouds I'd seen earlier. Next, I tried for NGC 6497. It appeared in the eyepiece like the invisible man. Next, I nudged my telescope to NGC 6124 in Antlia. It took me back to the first time I saw cotton on velvet.

After a short break to do some yoga, I hunted for NGC 5799. It glowed, rather like a spider. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I located IC 32. It shimmered, as if it were dandruff on black satin pajamas.

After a short break to listen to the coyote symphony in the distance, I slewed to Abell 57. It seemed almost smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band.

After a short break to listen to Mozart, I went for NGC 5603. It seemed almost Miss Piggy. Then, for a real challenge, I hunted B 614 in Triangulum. It looked like Dubya. After that, I tracked down B 499 in Serpens. It shimmered, as if it were a glimmer of the Big Bang. With that checked off my list, I added to my logbook IC 1020. It was like desert sand. With that checked off my list, I showed some guests Abell 38. It seemed most like a far-away cloud. With that checked off my list, I logged M 65. It was a dead ringer for cotton candy. Next, I added to my logbook M 28. It looked a bit like Gollum. Then, I jumped to NGC 1892. It appeared to be a spitting cobra. Next, I tried for M 31. It sparkled like cotton on velvet. Then, I had a chance to see NGC 2775. It somewhat resembled the eye of God. After that, I tried M 16 in the western sky. It looked uncannily like cotton candy.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than hunting with the Vice President.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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