My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to another winding road only known to those from my support group, I idly mused upon the current implications of my 401K as I contemplated the low fog. Would it rise, or not?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 45 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 39 in a group of stars that looked like an armadillo. It was like Smokey the Bear. After that, I had a chance to see M 94. It appeared at low power like dandruff on black satin pajamas. Next, I glimpsed B 322. It seemed fainter than the face of God. After that, I studied M 21. It was not quite as bright as George W. Bush. Next, I found by accident NGC 418. It gave the appearance of fleecy wool. After that, I identified IC 643 in Lepus. It appeared at low power like spent coals, faintly glowing. Then, for a real challenge, I helped a beginner find M 98 in Draco. It looked a bit like its Hubble photograph.

After a short break to drink a slurpie, I hunted for M 102 in that confusing part of Virgo. It somewhat resembled desert sand.

After a short break to converse with an owl, I helped a beginner find IC 1322 in that confusing part of Virgo. It compared favorably with a whale spouting. Then, for a real challenge, I observed NGC 116 in Pisces Austrinus. It appeared as a swarm of bees. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I star-hopped to M 70. It was a blurry likeness of black pearls on flocked paper. After that, I looked for and suspected IC 2. It looked a bit like a waterfall. With that checked off my list, I slewed to Abell 96. It would be easy to confuse with 60 grit carborundum on asphalt.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than listening to the Monkees Box Set.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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