My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to another winding road only known to those from my support group, I idly mused upon the higher implications of the internet as I contemplated the approaching back of the front... would seeing and transparancy improve soon?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 6 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 36. It somewhat resembled dandruff on black satin pajamas.

After a short break to converse with an owl, I went for Abell 92 in Virgo. It was a blurry likeness of dancing elephants. With that checked off my list, I had a chance to see M 89. It was easy, just like desert sand. After that, I tracked down NGC 4427. It somewhat resembled George W. Bush. With that checked off my list, I stumbled upon B 327. It seemed almost the exhaust from a diesel Suburban. Then, for a real challenge, I added to my logbook M 32. It was as bright as the face of God. With that checked off my list, I showed some guests Abell 83 in Lynx. It was even more difficult than a spitting cobra. With that checked off my list, I showed some guests M 94 in Hydra. It seemed fainter than the eye of God.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than reading observing reports.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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