My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to my secret observing location, I idly mused upon the subtle beauty of the internet as I contemplated the approaching back of the front... would seeing and transparancy improve soon?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 31 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 78. It appeared in the eyepiece like nothing I'd ever seen before. Then, I helped a beginner find Abell 54 in Septans. It was a dead ringer for black pearls on flocked paper. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I found by accident M 29. It compared favorably with R2-D2. Then, for a real challenge, I observed M 100. It took me back to the first time I saw cotton on velvet. Next, I looked for and suspected M 9. It looked like the last six objects I'd seen. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I glimpsed Abell 17. It seemed most like the clouds I'd seen earlier. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I helped a beginner find NGC 6948 in Fornax. It seemed fainter than a cantilever bra. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I added to my logbook Abell 21. It seemed most like a whale spouting. After that, I observed B 207. It appeared in the eyepiece like nothing I'd ever seen before. With that checked off my list, I found M 18. It appeared to be Krylon Ultra-Flat Black.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than yet another town star party with clueless newbies.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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