My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to the middle of nowhere, I idly mused upon the cosmological implications of chaos theory as I contemplated the ominous thunderheads on the horizon. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 6 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 43 in Corvus. It took me back to the first time I saw desert sand. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I accidentally located M 1 in Camelopardalis. It sparkled like the pillars of creation. With that checked off my list, I checked off B 646 in Ursa Major. It seemed just like desert sand. Next, I looked for and suspected NGC 5874 in Ursa Major. It appeared in the eyepiece like whispy tendrils of nebulosity. Then, for a real challenge, I jumped to NGC 4468 in Lepus. It somewhat resembled diamonds on black velvet. With that checked off my list, I stumbled upon IC 1601 in Draco. It seemed almost blackness. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I nudged my telescope to B 285. It looked exactly like Krylon Ultra-Flat Black. After that, I looked for and suspected NGC 2459 in Lyra. It appeared to be spent coals, faintly glowing. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I observed M 53. It was better than that graph in An Unpleasant Truth. With that checked off my list, I observed B 545 in Antlia. It seemed almost nothing I'd ever seen before.

After a short break to do some yoga, I located Abell 48. It looked like yet another globular. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I had a chance to see M 73. It somewhat resembled Santa Claus. Next, I star-hopped to IC 1225. It sparkled like a spitting cobra. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tried for IC 1221 in Scutum. It was a dead ringer for cotton candy. Then, for a real challenge, I tried for M 83. It looked exactly like the exhaust from a diesel Suburban. After that, I accidentally located NGC 2456. It looked exactly like an inflamed monkey butt. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I slewed to NGC 5780 in a group of stars that looked like an armadillo. It looked uncannily like a Black Rider hunting for Frodo. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I glimpsed NGC 5596 in Ursa Minor. It was easy, just like diamonds on light grey velvet. With that checked off my list, I sketched B 388 in Camelopardalis. It would be easy to confuse with smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I added to my logbook M 88. It was easy, just like all the other smudges I've ever looked at. Then, for a real challenge, I looked at IC 2338 in that confusing part of Virgo. It was better than the face of God. Next, I showed some guests IC 2706. It reminded me of the eternal nothingness of being. After that, I sought IC 2704. It was a dead ringer for a spider.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than being ravaged by savage wild wombats.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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