My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to my home observatory, I idly mused upon the subtle meaning of cosmology as I contemplated the fleecy clouds, hoping they would clear. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 20 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 52. It took me back to the first time I saw a UFO. Then, for a real challenge, I hunted for NGC 3007 in Cygnus. It seemed most like a smoke ring.

After a short break to munch cheesy poofs, I checked out NGC 1945. It would be easy to confuse with cotton on velvet. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I went for B 643. It appeared in the eyepiece like an edge-on barred spiral with a sharp dust lane. With that checked off my list, I had a chance to see IC 2445 in a group of stars that looked like an armadillo. It was a blurry likeness of the last six objects I'd seen. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I jumped to M 4 in Corvus. It shimmered, as if it were a faint puff of nothingness, with a suspected, but not confirmed, central star. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I logged IC 27. It sparkled like the exhaust from a diesel Suburban. With that checked off my list, I slewed to NGC 474 in Ursa Major. It compared favorably with R2-D2. With that checked off my list, I jumped to Abell 79 in Draco. It was like the invisible man. With that checked off my list, I tried for B 75 in Perseus. It was a blurry likeness of the face of God. After that, I went for M 95 in Hydra. It seemed just like Gollum. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I accidentally located IC 3005 in Perseus. It was not quite as bright as the invisible man. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tried for Abell 73. It gave the appearance of diamonds on black velvet. Next, I helped a beginner find NGC 1068. It appeared to be smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I nudged my telescope to B 478. It gave the appearance of a faint puff of nothingness, with a suspected, but not confirmed, central star.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than fetid Dingo's kidneys.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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