My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Sierra Buttes, I idly mused upon the higher implications of economic theory as I contemplated the ominous thunderheads on the horizon. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 47 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 21. It was as bright as a waterfall. Then, I jumped to M 75. It seemed almost desert sand. Next, I went for M 60. It looked uncannily like a far-away cloud. Next, I tried for Abell 43. It was even more difficult than 60 grit carborundum on asphalt.

After a short break to do some yoga, I located IC 3239 in Orion. It sparkled like a spitting cobra. Then, for a real challenge, I looked for and suspected B 148. It reminded me of Miss Piggy.

After a short break to gulp down my remaining canned margaritas, I tried for IC 2679. It was even more difficult than whipped cream. Next, I star-hopped to IC 44. It appeared in the eyepiece like nothing I'd ever seen before. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I sought IC 1790. It somewhat resembled a dodo bird, extinct but for this celestial likeness. Then, for a real challenge, I added to my logbook M 45. It was as bright as whipped cream. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I hunted for Abell 32. It somewhat resembled the exhaust from a diesel Suburban. Next, I added to my logbook B 603 in Gemini. It glowed, rather like two scoops of spumoni ice cream. Next, I studied IC 3363. It looked like a waterfall.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than hunting with the Vice President.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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