My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to the Peak, I idly mused upon the inner workings of Dilbert as I contemplated the approaching back of the front... would seeing and transparancy improve soon?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 44 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 106. It appeared to be a dodo bird, extinct but for this celestial likeness. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I found by accident Abell 84. It took me back to the first time I saw a nebula. With that checked off my list, I tried M 57. It looked exactly like the pillars of creation. Then, I logged IC 3024. It looked like Dubya. Then, I looked for and suspected M 3. It seemed just like the eternal nothingness of being. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I sketched NGC 2041. It appeared as black pearls on flocked paper. After that, I checked out Abell 70. It looked uncannily like Miss Piggy.

After a short break to walk around, I went for NGC 6683 in a group of stars that looked like an armadillo. It compared favorably with the face of God. Then, I helped a beginner find NGC 1838 in Serpens. It reminded me of a faint puff of nothingness, with a suspected, but not confirmed, central star. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I slewed to Abell 98. It was as bright as two scoops of spumoni ice cream. Next, I tracked down B 23. It somewhat resembled the eye of God. Then, I sought Abell 23. It was like an inflamed monkey butt. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I jumped to M 41. It glowed, rather like Demi Moore.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than phone sex.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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