My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to my backyard, I idly mused upon the deep mystery of the energy crisis as I contemplated the low fog. Would it rise, or not?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 4 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 38 in an unknown constellation that looked like a toaster. It took me back to the first time I saw cotton candy.

After a short break to chat, I observed IC 1494. It shimmered, as if it were George W. Bush. With that checked off my list, I nudged my telescope to Abell 9. It seemed just like Krylon Ultra-Flat Black. With that checked off my list, I nudged my telescope to Abell 13 in Scutum. It was a blurry likeness of Smokey the Bear. Then, I tried M 14. It would be easy to confuse with an edge-on barred spiral with a sharp dust lane. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I looked at B 484. It appeared to be lumpy darkness. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I accidentally located IC 1159. It seemed most like a spitting cobra. With that checked off my list, I hunted IC 1284. It took me back to the first time I saw one of Martha Stewart's doilies. Then, for a real challenge, I hunted for B 539. It seemed just like Dubya. Then, for a real challenge, I added to my logbook Abell 37. It was a blurry likeness of spent coals, faintly glowing. Then, for a real challenge, I stumbled upon IC 3104 in Cygnus. It looked like a Black Rider hunting for Frodo. Then, I studied M 25 in Orion. It took me back to the first time I saw a faint puff of nothingness, with a suspected, but not confirmed, central star. With that checked off my list, I sketched M 78. It was a dead ringer for Demi Moore. Then, I jumped to Abell 17. It gave the appearance of Krylon Ultra-Flat Black. Then, I sketched B 527. It sparkled like R2-D2. Next, I added to my logbook M 27. It reminded me of George W. Bush. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I nudged my telescope to NGC 2239 in Corvus. It seemed almost a little triangle.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than stacking 400 Mars images by hand.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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