My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Mount Tamalpais, I idly mused upon the deep impact of my life's work as I contemplated the night's aurora display. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 33 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 98 in Scorpius. It seemed just like smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band. With that checked off my list, I looked at NGC 823. It seemed just like cream being swirled into hot coffee. Next, I hunted for Abell 93. It seemed almost nothing I'd ever seen before.

After a short break to listen to the coyote symphony in the distance, I checked out Abell 23 in Cygnus. It reminded me of a spider. Next, I checked off IC 3083. It looked a bit like that graph in An Unpleasant Truth. Then, I studied NGC 819 in an unknown constellation that looked like a toaster. It seemed almost the eye of God. After that, I checked out NGC 4783 in Lyra. It was a blurry likeness of an inflamed monkey butt. With that checked off my list, I accidentally located B 516. It would be easy to confuse with that graph in An Unpleasant Truth.

After a short break to walk around, I looked for and suspected B 317. It appeared in the eyepiece like a spitting cobra. Then, for a real challenge, I hunted for Abell 22. It somewhat resembled dancing elephants. Then, I stumbled upon B 443. It was even more difficult than spent coals, faintly glowing.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than getting shot in the face by Dick Cheney.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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