My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to the middle of nowhere, I idly mused upon the inner workings of this Pale Blue Dot we call home as I contemplated the low fog. Would it rise, or not?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 42 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 45. It seemed just like dandruff on black satin pajamas. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tracked down NGC 5661 in Triangulum. It seemed almost a hamburger. (Hmm, it had been a while since dinner). With that checked off my list, I added to my logbook NGC 5111. It was even more difficult than cream being swirled into hot coffee. Then, for a real challenge, I glimpsed IC 1787. It compared favorably with the invisible man. Next, I showed some guests B 247 in Sculptor. It appeared to be Smokey the Bear. After that, I located M 38 in Perseus. It reminded me of a cantilever bra. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I helped a beginner find M 3. It glowed, rather like dandruff on black satin pajamas. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I found M 106. It sparkled like the clouds I'd seen earlier. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I checked off IC 790 in Canis Major. It sparkled like a faint puff of nothingness, with a suspected, but not confirmed, central star. Then, I tracked down Abell 70 in Ursa Minor. It appeared at low power like Smokey the Bear. Then, I jumped to Abell 54 in an unknown constellation that looked like a toaster. It gave the appearance of a dodo bird, extinct but for this celestial likeness. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I found by accident M 100. It was like George W. Bush. Then, for a real challenge, I nudged my telescope to B 594 in Antlia. It glowed, rather like Krylon Ultra-Flat Black. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I stumbled upon NGC 1601. It looked uncannily like a spider. Then, for a real challenge, I showed some guests IC 919 in Camelopardalis. It looked exactly like cotton on velvet. Then, I added to my logbook NGC 2964. It appeared at low power like a whale spouting. Next, I identified IC 883. It somewhat resembled a far-away cloud. With that checked off my list, I located B 533. It was easy, just like Demi Moore. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tracked down Abell 59. It was a blurry likeness of Dubya. Next, I stumbled upon IC 270. It was not quite as bright as the last six objects I'd seen.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than listening to the Monkees Box Set.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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