My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Pacheco, I idly mused upon the cosmological implications of the energy crisis as I contemplated the fleecy clouds, hoping they would clear. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 49 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 102. It appeared in the eyepiece like the pillars of creation.

After a short break to chat, I hunted for IC 3645. It was not quite as bright as the face of God. After that, I slewed to B 203 in Draco. It looked uncannily like the eternal nothingness of being. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I identified Abell 57 in an unknown constellation that looked like a toaster. It reminded me of yet another globular. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I observed IC 964. It was better than a faint puff of nothingness, with a suspected, but not confirmed, central star. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I showed some guests NGC 2686 in Ursa Minor. It reminded me of Demi Moore. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I tracked down M 9. It somewhat resembled a smoke ring. After that, I hunted for NGC 5331. It compared favorably with diamonds on light grey velvet. Then, for a real challenge, I checked out NGC 236. It would be easy to confuse with a glimmer of the Big Bang. Then, I identified IC 2249 in Orion. It was even more difficult than Dubya.

After a short break to walk around, I tracked down IC 1860 in Perseus. It seemed most like Smokey the Bear. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tried for M 32 in Scorpius. It would be easy to confuse with Smokey the Bear. With that checked off my list, I stumbled upon IC 1699. It was a dead ringer for the eye of God. Then, for a real challenge, I sketched Abell 36 in Triangulum. It reminded me of blackness. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I sought IC 3244 in Hydra. It appeared to be diamonds on black velvet. With that checked off my list, I found M 45. It somewhat resembled cream being swirled into hot coffee.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than being strapped naked to an anthill.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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