My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to my home observatory, I idly mused upon the morality of Doonsbury as I contemplated the crystal-clear skies. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 25 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 52. It reminded me of spent coals, faintly glowing. Then, I jumped to IC 1687 in Antlia. It compared favorably with the last six objects I'd seen.

After a short break to grab a cheese snack, I stumbled upon M 24. It appeared at low power like black pearls on flocked paper. Then, I went for IC 2445. It looked a bit like black pearls on flocked paper. Then, I found M 23. It appeared as a cantilever bra. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I sought B 108 in that confusing part of Virgo. It somewhat resembled a spitting cobra. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I had a chance to see M 40 in Gemini. It was a blurry likeness of cotton on velvet. Then, for a real challenge, I found NGC 1784 in Sculptor. It was not quite as bright as lumpy darkness. Next, I tried for M 98. It looked a bit like the eternal nothingness of being. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tried M 85. It was not quite as bright as a hamburger. (Hmm, it had been a while since dinner). Then, I tried for B 139 in Fornax. It was even more difficult than Alan Rickman. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I accidentally located B 25. It seemed almost a glimmer of the Big Bang. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I tracked down Abell 73. It took me back to the first time I saw a swarm of bees. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I slewed to M 32. It reminded me of a faint puff of nothingness, with a suspected, but not confirmed, central star. Next, I went for B 435. It appeared in the eyepiece like a dodo bird, extinct but for this celestial likeness. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I looked for and suspected M 100. It was not quite as bright as a whale spouting.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than sex.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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