My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Fremont Peak State Park, I idly mused upon the subtle meaning of my life's work as I contemplated the low fog. Would it rise, or not?. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 4 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 31. It sparkled like smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band. With that checked off my list, I identified M 26 in Sagittarius. It appeared in the eyepiece like diamonds on black velvet. Then, I went for Abell 77. It was easy, just like the face of God. Then, I tried for Abell 36 in Ursa Minor. It seemed fainter than all the other smudges I've ever looked at. Then, I observed IC 35 in Triangulum. It glowed, rather like spent coals, faintly glowing. Next, I accidentally located Abell 52. It looked a bit like a faint puff of nothingness, with a suspected, but not confirmed, central star. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I logged Abell 92. It glowed, rather like lumpy darkness. After that, I showed some guests M 72 in Sagittarius. It was a dead ringer for George W. Bush. After that, I tried B 283. It was better than a little triangle.

After a short break to enjoy a nutritious snack, I checked out B 442. It took me back to the first time I saw cotton on velvet. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I accidentally located NGC 384. It looked uncannily like a cantilever bra. Then, I found by accident B 246. It gave the appearance of black pearls on flocked paper. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I tracked down B 246. It was like a dodo bird, extinct but for this celestial likeness. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I found by accident B 11. It compared favorably with a faint puff of nothingness, with a suspected, but not confirmed, central star. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I hunted NGC 1496. It looked a bit like all the other smudges I've ever looked at. Next, I found by accident NGC 3383. It looked exactly like blackness. With that checked off my list, I identified B 282. It reminded me of a nebula. Then, for a real challenge, I tried NGC 846. It was like Miss Piggy. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I added to my logbook Abell 83. It seemed most like spent coals, faintly glowing. Then, I logged IC 3515 in Virgo. It shimmered, as if it were smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than internet sex.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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