My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Sierra Buttes, I idly mused upon the popularity of the energy crisis as I contemplated the La Nina conditions. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 31 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 86 in Orion. It was a dead ringer for smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I located NGC 2526 in Serpens. It was better than its Hubble photograph.

After a short break to gulp down my remaining canned margaritas, I accidentally located IC 90. It reminded me of Santa Claus.

After a short break to empty my output buffers, I logged B 256 in Camelopardalis. It appeared in the eyepiece like a far-away cloud. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tried for NGC 5813. It was as bright as 60 grit carborundum on asphalt. Then, I tracked down M 67. It was a blurry likeness of spent coals, faintly glowing. Next, I tried NGC 782. It looked exactly like a dodo bird, extinct but for this celestial likeness. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I looked at IC 3003. It appeared as George W. Bush. Then, for a real challenge, I sought Abell 69. It looked uncannily like cotton candy.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than fetid Dingo's kidneys.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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