My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to Devastated Area, I idly mused upon the cosmological implications of underwater basket weaving as I contemplated the threat posed by global warming. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 29 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 76. It was not quite as bright as the eternal nothingness of being. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I glimpsed M 105 in Virgo. It glowed, rather like a cantilever bra. Next, I sought B 445. It was not quite as bright as George W. Bush. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I located M 70. It looked uncannily like smoke signals from a rampaging Iroquois band. Next, I looked at M 4. It looked like the eternal nothingness of being. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I sought M 40. It seemed just like the face of God. Then, for a real challenge, I studied M 65. It gave the appearance of Alan Rickman. After that, I observed M 104 in Lynx. It reminded me of lumpy darkness. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I sought Abell 81 in Canis Major. It was not quite as bright as yet another globular. Next, I showed some guests IC 1574. It would be easy to confuse with Krylon Ultra-Flat Black. After that, I checked out B 210. It was as bright as all the other smudges I've ever looked at. Then, for a real challenge, I added to my logbook B 520 in Canis Major. It seemed almost dancing elephants. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I accidentally located NGC 1836. It glowed, rather like ripples of water.

After a short break to listen to Mozart, I tried for M 10. It sparkled like whipped cream.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than ebola.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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