My observing report

As I drove up the winding road to another winding road only known to those from my support group, I idly mused upon the subtle meaning of astrology as I contemplated the past week of rain. When I arrived at the parking lot, it was filled with friends eager for a night's observing. I counted at least 48 telescopes set up.

I started my night's observing with one of my favorite objects, M 72 in Serpens. It gave the appearance of whispy tendrils of nebulosity. With that checked off my list, I located M 70 in Canes Venatici. It was as bright as diamonds on light grey velvet. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I star-hopped to M 73. It seemed just like George W. Bush. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I checked out Abell 34. It was a dead ringer for the face of God. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I tried for IC 2242. It appeared as George W. Bush. After I'd spent a few minutes looking at that, I hunted for Abell 28. It was a dead ringer for a cantilever bra. Next, attacking my personal nemesis, I accidentally located IC 1083. It looked a bit like diamonds on light grey velvet. Next, I nudged my telescope to Abell 21. It seemed most like cream being swirled into hot coffee. After that, I accidentally located NGC 1740. It was better than the last six objects I'd seen. With that checked off my list, I sought IC 455 in Lynx. It gave the appearance of whipped cream.

After a short break to munch cheesy poofs, I identified NGC 3550. It appeared to be a dodo bird, extinct but for this celestial likeness. With that checked off my list, I accidentally located B 282. It was not quite as bright as a UFO. Then, for a real challenge, I checked out Abell 47 in Septans. It gave the appearance of Alan Rickman. Then, I tracked down B 155. It appeared in the eyepiece like cotton on velvet.

Finally, it was time to pack up and leave. As I drove home, I contemplated the events of the night, and realized that any night out under the sky with good friends is better than phone sex.


    ...Akkana (with help from David North, Jane Houston Jones, and Bill Arnett) .

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