When you're sliding into home, and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea.I thought that was gross, so I countered with:
When you wish your bird was blue, and there's nothing left to do, dye a rhea.Later, she posted another line:
When you're running up to first, and your stomach's going to burst, diarrhea.So I countered with
When you need to make a plot, and Illustrator you have not, dia free-a.
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