Slow news day?

Waves breach sand bermWhat sort of sand berm, you wonder, that merits a headline in the paper? No doubt a critical one, protecting the town from the ravages of the sea? Well, maybe not:
"The situation is not unusual," he added. "It happens every year."
I guess it was a slow news day.
The full-page ad on the back of the main section was good, too.
Mmmmm ... melamine candy!
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